The Only Way Is Mordor Shirt

You know it's true.

Fight for all things good that aren't smeared with fake tan by wearing this t-shirt.

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The Mordor Shirt

“It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to.” 
― J.R.R. TolkienThe Lord of the Rings

We take this wisdom seriously. We also take seriously that one should be well presented when going on our many varied and perilous adventures and that's what this shirt is all about. It is shocking that such a terrible television programme could lead to such an amazing t-shirt but stranger things have happened*. For example, two ordinary hobbits defied all odds and defeated the forces of evil when nobody else could and they did this with this tee's bit of wisdom in mind: the only way is Mordor (despite not actually knowing the way, Mordor being the sort of dodgy place a nice hobbit would usually avoid). We recommend using this shirt to find Middle Earth and see how it's getting along (and tell us about it, tell us immediately!) or just lounging around eating numerous breakfasts.


*If you are unsure which terrible television programme is being referred to you live a beautiful and sheltered life and we envy you for it. Maybe you are from Rivendell.


This shirt reads 'The Only Way is Mordor' on the front and features the Headbocks shipping logo on the right flank.


Hand Printed T Shirts.

All of our t-shirts are silkscreen printed by (geeky) hands in the UK for a long lasting top quality product. 

For those t-shirt geeks out there you’ll be pleased to know that we’ve chosen heavyweight shirts made from 100% cotton to ensure that your t-shirt stands the test of time and feels great with its classic fit. They also have fancy features such as double needle sleeves and hem, seamless twin needle collar and a taped neck which make shirts awesome and super strong (like milk and carrots for kids). Plus they come preshrunk so you needn’t feel nervous when you wash them but you’ll never ever get the unicorn dust out of the fabric no matter how many times you try.*

*That last part might not have been true...

  • Ink/Print Colour White
  • Material 100% Cotton, 180gsm, Preshrunk, Gildan Heavyweight
  • Size to fit (Chest) Small: 34" | Medium: 36-38" | Large: 40-42" | Extra Large: 44-46"
  • Delivery £1.95 Royal Mail Standard Delivery or FREE on UK orders over £20.
  • Design The Only Way Is Mordor

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