Trousers Not Included

We know it's shocking.

But we do have limits.

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By /// Headbocks

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We just can't do everything.

We want to. We want to so badly that we have to see a therapist about overstretching ourselves at least nineteen times a week. But we just can't make trousers. We suspect it's something to do with being from another planet, one where everyone has bulbous bouncy oblongs beneath our bottoms that people bounce around on. Legs are just too new, our robots just make trousers weird. Humans that try to wear them have had.... issues. So absolutely none of our tees come with trousers but this one in particular is explicit about it. Try it, it's therapist recommended.


This shirt reads '*trousers not included' and has the Headbocks shipping logo on the flank.


Hand Printed T Shirts.

All of our t-shirts are silkscreen printed by (geeky) hands in the UK for a long lasting top quality product. 

For those t-shirt geeks out there you’ll be pleased to know that we’ve chosen heavyweight shirts made from 100% cotton to ensure that your t-shirt stands the test of time and feels great with its classic fit. They also have fancy features such as double needle sleeves and hem, seamless twin needle collar and a taped neck which make shirts awesome and super strong (like milk and carrots for kids). Plus they come preshrunk so you needn’t feel nervous when you wash them but you’ll never ever get the unicorn dust out of the fabric no matter how many times you try.*

*That last part might not have been true...


  • Ink/Print Colour White
  • Material 100% Cotton, 180gsm, Preshrunk, Gildan Heavyweight
  • Size to fit (Chest) Small: 34" | Medium: 36-38" | Large: 40-42" | Extra Large: 44-46"
  • Delivery £1.95 Royal Mail Standard Delivery or FREE on UK orders over £20.
  • Design Trousers not Included.

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