Keep Calm and RTFM

But I don't need to.

You do, you really do, you're failing miserably.

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Why should geeks have to fix everything?

Geeks are really good at fixing stuff and making stuff but they don't come pre-made with a core of altruism. When our non-geeky friends and relatives panic sometimes we're up for lending a hand, sometimes it can even be fun, but when you're not in the mood it is to the manual they shall go and good luck to them. We have a slight suspicion that people would be more likely to read the manual if it were written by slightly cracked people like ourselves but oh well.


This shirt reads 'Keep Calm and RTFM' and has a nice crown on the top and the Headbocks Shipping logo on the right flank.


Hand Printed T Shirts.

All of our t-shirts are silkscreen printed by (geeky) hands in the UK for a long lasting top quality product. 

For those t-shirt geeks out there you’ll be pleased to know that we’ve chosen heavyweight shirts made from 100% cotton to ensure that your t-shirt stands the test of time and feels great with its classic fit. They also have fancy features such as double needle sleeves and hem, seamless twin needle collar and a taped neck which make shirts awesome and super strong (like milk and carrots for kids). Plus they come preshrunk so you needn’t feel nervous when you wash them but you’ll never ever get the unicorn dust out of the fabric no matter how many times you try.*

*That last part might not have been true...


  • Ink/Print Colour White
  • Material 100% Cotton, 180gsm, Preshrunk, Gildan Heavyweight
  • Size to fit (Chest) Small: 34" | Medium: 36-38" | Large: 40-42" | Extra Large: 44-46"
  • Delivery £1.95 Royal Mail Standard Delivery or FREE on UK orders over £20.
  • Design Keep Calm and RTFM

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