Why are you looking at my bellybutton?

Make people stare.

Intrigue and annoy your friends with this amusing t-shirt. D'you know what else you can do with this shirt? You can make money acting as a backstreet optician. Simply stand at varying distances away from your friends whilst they attempt to read your shirt and charge them lots of money for the pleasure and your inept advice. Please be aware that Headbocks demands 95% of any profits your receive through doing this and don't think we won't know about it. We're watching you, we always are.

This t-shirt asks 'Why are you looking at my bellybutton?' and has the Headbocks shipping logo on the right flank.

Hand Printed T Shirts.

All of our t-shirts are silkscreen printed by (geeky) hands in the UK for a long lasting top quality product. 

For those t-shirt geeks out there you’ll be pleased to know that we’ve chosen heavyweight shirts made from 100% cotton to ensure that your t-shirt stands the test of time and feels great with its classic fit. They also have fancy features such as double needle sleeves and hem, seamless twin needle collar and a taped neck which make shirts awesome and super strong (like milk and carrots for kids). Plus they come preshrunk so you needn’t feel nervous when you wash them but you’ll never ever get the unicorn dust out of the fabric no matter how many times you try.*

*That last part might not have been true...